DataHumper 2000

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        LITERARY QUOTE FOR THE DAY (Military Tech & Soap Dept., Part I)

 Far beneath the surface of the North Atlantic, inside the US nuclear submarine
 Sea Turnip, Second Lieutenant Major Sergeant Commander Bart Brickman glanced
 at his watch.  It was the Rolex Military Chronotron Model FX-6000, with 127
 separate functions including day, date, tides, lunar phase, relative humidity
 and domestic beet production.  The display revealed to Brickman that the time
 was 1400 hours.  Brickman briskly punched this information into the Sea
 Turnip's main computer, the 6.5-skillion megabyte RZT-960000 DataHumper by
 Radio Shack. In less than one-billionth of a second, the computer flashed the
 result on the cathode-ray tube display: "1400 HOURS EQUALS TWO O'CLOCK."
 Snack time...
                                                                  -- Dave Barry
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