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Hi again!  
  
Last week I was rushed and rushing,  because we had guests for shabbat we hadn't really counted on; two very nice girls from the "[http://www.keshetisrael.co.il/ Keshet]" educational tours program. It was a last-minute thing -- our neighbor's son is a group leader, and wondered if we could host two girls.  Of course we agreed, and I'm pretty sure we didn't scare them too badly.
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RETURN OF THE DONKEY:
  
Sarah underwent oral surgery this week to have one of her (impacted and infected) wisdom teeth removedHer mouth was sore for a couple of days, but B"H she's ok now and (I'm sure) looking forward to her mother's delicious shabbat food.
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We were minding our own business last shabbat, just sitting at home reading; when all of a sudden we hear a loud banging at our back doorNot sure whether that was actually someone knocking on the door or not, we waited a minute.  Then we started hearing a loud banging on the front door, accompanied by the doorbell ringing.  By now you probably know we don't use the doorbell on shabbat -- and neither would anyone we know, except if there were an emergency.  So on the off chance there was an emergency of some kind, I look out the peephole of my front door -- to see an Arab youth in a T-shirt, banging on my door.
  
Esther did her ''doula'' work again; mother and baby are fineIn other medically-related news, I'm done with the "diabetes workshop". Now I just have to put their advice into practiceI also lost 5 kilos, according to the "official" numbers -- though I don't feel like I have.   
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Needless to say, I don't know many Arab youths, and I certainly didn't know this one.  So I yell out to him, "Who are you?"He answered, "''bedouwi, bedouwi, mishtara''!" (Bedouin, Bedouin, police!). Not being sure if he were trying to say he was a Bedouin policeman, or that he was running from the police, or what -- I told him to go awayHe said, "''beHiyat dinak!''" (oh, come on!), to which I replied "leave me alone!".  And he left.
  
Daniela worked on her knitting and crochetingWe're floating in a sea of caps and scarvesUnfortunately, as we enter Av we realize she's going to be leaving soon to go back to Stern, and that increases our sadness (משייכנס אב, ממעטין בשמחה).  
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Daniela came down the stairs, and said the guy had a stick of some kind in his handSo we were trying to figure out what exactly was going on, and whether we should call the police or not (after all, nobody was hurt -- but the outcome could be different for someone else)In the end, we decided to call the security detail for the city after shabbat was over, since there was no more "excitement".  I went over to my neighbor and asked if this guy knocked on their door, but it appears we were the only people he tried to "visit".
  
As a last installment of the class, we went for a "checkup" at the clinic -- where we had our blood-pressure and other vitals taken, as well as blood workup and a foot examinationThis last is because one of the more unfortunate side-effects of diabetes is impaired circulation in the extremities which leads to nerve damage (my medical-profession readers can correct me if I'm wrong).  Anyway, the nurse had me get on the examining table and take of my shoes and socks.  She look at my feet and said, "איזה רגליים!  חבל על הזמן!" ("what legs!  amazing!").  It seems that most people who come in for an exam have dirty feet or some nasty fungal growths or something -- because believe me, there's nothing amazing about my legs.
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Anyway, after shabbat I called the city and told them what happenedThey said, "is this about the donkey?", to which I replied, "no, that was last week".
  
We are now the sort-of owners of a new car, a {{wiki|Nissan Tiida}} (aka the "Versa" in the US and Canada).  We're leasing, which is why we're not really owners; though we have the option to buy at the end of the leasing period.  So far, we like the car better than the {{wiki2|Chevrolet_Optra|Optra "More"}} we were rentingWe'll let you know if it works out or not.  Anyway, we were supposed to get the car two weeks after signing the leasing agreement, which would have been this past Thursday.  On Sunday I called the leasing company, asking when the car would be ready, to which they replied "next week".  I told them that we had to have a car by Wednesday next week (because my father-in-law is coming to visit, though I didn't tell them that), to which they replied "by next Wednesday you'll have the car three times already".  I didn't really know what that was supposed to mean, but I assumed we might not get possession as quickly as I had hopedAnyway, on Wednesday (this week) the guy calls me and asks, "When did we agree to deliver the car?". I told him, "by next Wednesday". To which he responded, "Is today ok?".  A real wise-guy...  The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rM4tQ2ibEk Arabs don't like the Tiida, though].
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BACKGROUND:  Two weeks ago we heard a donkey braying in the neighborhood, and our neighbor (the one I just mentioned) found it in her backyard (which is actually a common area shared by all of us)She called the city, they took the donkey away, end of storyBack to the main story ...
  
But then, the Arabs don't even like [http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/132428 Daniel Barenboim], may the name of the wicked rotOf course, the Jordanians [http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246443863400&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull hate the Fakestinians] and are working to remove their citizenshipImagine the public uproar if Israel did that to any of the Arab interlopers who currently have Israeli citizenship? The UN, the EU, the State Department... wow, it would be a red-letter day for Israel-bashing!  But when an Arab country does it, well that's just not news, is it?  That's why we really do have to use [http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3746017,00.html secret weapons against the Arabs]These are the same "partners for peace" who say there is [http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246443853336&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull no difference between Maaleh Adummim and Gilo]Which is true; all of it is Erets Yisra'el -- but I don't think that's their point.
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So the security person said, "No, today someone reported an Arab looking for his donkey"And then I understood - the guy was frantic because his donkey had gone missing (but I wonder, who parks a donkey in someone else's backyard for two weeks?)Our neighbor was the one who caused this guy a near stroke. The Bedouin banged on my back door, because he came from the common area (what he mistakenly assumed was a donkey parking-lot) and descended the stairs which lead to our house -- and the back door is the first one he came to.  If he had only mentioned the word "donkey" (which is basically the same in Arabic and Hebrew), I would have made the connection and maybe been able to help him outAs they say, "only in Israel!"
  
Our dear Uncle Sam is trying to [http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246443844574&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull squeeze us] into ghettosThe very same Uncle who [http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246443843213&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull doesn't recognize our sovereignty]How ironic that it's an African-American who doesn't like them uppity niggers in the Middle East! That same man's [http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246443872342&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull calculations about how Israelis would side with him] are dead wrongIsraelis (excepting the owner of "Pizza Obama", perhaps) don't trust Obama any more than they do good 'ol Jimmy Carter, who unfortunately is still numbered among the livingIn fact, the inappropriate and inexcusable US pressure has had [http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1068501040 quite the opposite effect] from what was probably intended.
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Grampa Victor is here -- he arrived the day before the fast of Tisha Be'av; so he didn't get a very exciting welcoming mealBut we'll try to make amends today, with the upcoming shabbatHe's already been blessed by being able to experience hot (!) Israeli summertime (in the desert, no less). Next week we are going to all go to the wedding of his friend's granddaughter (I think it is), whom I have never metThe week after, we're going to my cousin's wedding.   
  
I was going to have a tilt at [http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1246443820096&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull British hypocrisy], but the American kind riles me up more. Almost to the point where I'm ready to rescind my citizenship -- I feel less and less like I have any connection with the US (excepting friends and family), and am more and more disenchanted with the leadership of the land of my birth.  The US is entering a [http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=ZjRkZDYzYWM5YjJhYzMyNWRjMzE4YTJlM2VhMDFlYzU= gelded age]  (''sic'') -- may it come through it without too much trauma.
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Sarah landed a job helping new immigrants learn Hebrew. Even though it's only a two-week job, it's good experience and will give her a little spending money. Daniela is going to be returning to the States very soon, which makes me sad.  My dream of retiring early and bumming off my children is still looking pretty unrealistic.
  
For this week's shabbat Esther had me barbecue a chicken, and she made her classic stuffed vegetablesA bit of a problem, since this coming week contains {{wiki|Tisha B'Av}} (which falls on Thursday), therefore we cannot eat our meaty leftovers until next Friday -- so if there are any, we'll have to freeze them.  I'm sure our shabbat guests will oblige us in helping ensure there are none.  I also made [[Recipes/Techina|green tehina]] and the usual (by now) HilbeAs usual, Esther made everything else, which is probably for the best ...
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We just observed the fast of Tisha Be'av -- which commemorates, among other things, the destruction of both the first and second Temples in JerusalemOur Sages tell us the second Temple was destroyed because of ''sin'at Hinam'', usually translated as "baseless hatred" (but see my friend Fred's [http://alittlebiteast.blogspot.com/2009/07/harvest-has-passed.html excellent article] on this topic).  In any case, just in time for this national day of mourning:  [http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1248277915988&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull baseless hatred, Tel Aviv style].  Not that this is really unexpected, but it should be.
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Today (on the secular calendar; Tu Be'av on our calendar) is the two-year anniversary of our return home to our Land.  We came on the same plane as our aforementioned friend Fred and his family.  Like all major life changes, there have been ups and downs -- but at least in my opinion, mostly ups.  Except for "Mister Zol", that is.  That's a supermarket here whose name ironically means "Mister Cheap" -- and has been the recent target of an email discussion on the Anglo chat group for Maale Adummim.  As far as I can see, nobody likes the place.  But one fellow's opinion seemed just a bit extremeI quote: "I've always said that I hope that when I die, it'll be when I'm shopping in Mr. Zol.  That way, even if they send me to hell, it'll be an improvement...". Wow! I think living in the Land helps you express yourself in a more... forceful ... manner than you might otherwise have been used toJust a tad.
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Signing off for today, need to finish preparing for shabbat.
  
 
Until next week,<br>
 
Until next week,<br>
 
Shabbat shalom!
 
Shabbat shalom!
  
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July 31st (See this week's devar torah)
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Hi again!

RETURN OF THE DONKEY:

We were minding our own business last shabbat, just sitting at home reading; when all of a sudden we hear a loud banging at our back door. Not sure whether that was actually someone knocking on the door or not, we waited a minute. Then we started hearing a loud banging on the front door, accompanied by the doorbell ringing. By now you probably know we don't use the doorbell on shabbat -- and neither would anyone we know, except if there were an emergency. So on the off chance there was an emergency of some kind, I look out the peephole of my front door -- to see an Arab youth in a T-shirt, banging on my door.

Needless to say, I don't know many Arab youths, and I certainly didn't know this one. So I yell out to him, "Who are you?". He answered, "bedouwi, bedouwi, mishtara!" (Bedouin, Bedouin, police!). Not being sure if he were trying to say he was a Bedouin policeman, or that he was running from the police, or what -- I told him to go away. He said, "beHiyat dinak!" (oh, come on!), to which I replied "leave me alone!". And he left.

Daniela came down the stairs, and said the guy had a stick of some kind in his hand. So we were trying to figure out what exactly was going on, and whether we should call the police or not (after all, nobody was hurt -- but the outcome could be different for someone else). In the end, we decided to call the security detail for the city after shabbat was over, since there was no more "excitement". I went over to my neighbor and asked if this guy knocked on their door, but it appears we were the only people he tried to "visit".

Anyway, after shabbat I called the city and told them what happened. They said, "is this about the donkey?", to which I replied, "no, that was last week".

BACKGROUND: Two weeks ago we heard a donkey braying in the neighborhood, and our neighbor (the one I just mentioned) found it in her backyard (which is actually a common area shared by all of us). She called the city, they took the donkey away, end of story. Back to the main story ...

So the security person said, "No, today someone reported an Arab looking for his donkey". And then I understood - the guy was frantic because his donkey had gone missing (but I wonder, who parks a donkey in someone else's backyard for two weeks?). Our neighbor was the one who caused this guy a near stroke. The Bedouin banged on my back door, because he came from the common area (what he mistakenly assumed was a donkey parking-lot) and descended the stairs which lead to our house -- and the back door is the first one he came to. If he had only mentioned the word "donkey" (which is basically the same in Arabic and Hebrew), I would have made the connection and maybe been able to help him out. As they say, "only in Israel!"

Grampa Victor is here -- he arrived the day before the fast of Tisha Be'av; so he didn't get a very exciting welcoming meal. But we'll try to make amends today, with the upcoming shabbat. He's already been blessed by being able to experience hot (!) Israeli summertime (in the desert, no less). Next week we are going to all go to the wedding of his friend's granddaughter (I think it is), whom I have never met. The week after, we're going to my cousin's wedding.

Sarah landed a job helping new immigrants learn Hebrew. Even though it's only a two-week job, it's good experience and will give her a little spending money. Daniela is going to be returning to the States very soon, which makes me sad. My dream of retiring early and bumming off my children is still looking pretty unrealistic.

We just observed the fast of Tisha Be'av -- which commemorates, among other things, the destruction of both the first and second Temples in Jerusalem. Our Sages tell us the second Temple was destroyed because of sin'at Hinam, usually translated as "baseless hatred" (but see my friend Fred's excellent article on this topic). In any case, just in time for this national day of mourning: baseless hatred, Tel Aviv style. Not that this is really unexpected, but it should be.

Today (on the secular calendar; Tu Be'av on our calendar) is the two-year anniversary of our return home to our Land. We came on the same plane as our aforementioned friend Fred and his family. Like all major life changes, there have been ups and downs -- but at least in my opinion, mostly ups. Except for "Mister Zol", that is. That's a supermarket here whose name ironically means "Mister Cheap" -- and has been the recent target of an email discussion on the Anglo chat group for Maale Adummim. As far as I can see, nobody likes the place. But one fellow's opinion seemed just a bit extreme. I quote: "I've always said that I hope that when I die, it'll be when I'm shopping in Mr. Zol. That way, even if they send me to hell, it'll be an improvement...". Wow! I think living in the Land helps you express yourself in a more... forceful ... manner than you might otherwise have been used to. Just a tad.

Signing off for today, need to finish preparing for shabbat.

Until next week,
Shabbat shalom!



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