Psalm23-linux

Linux is my system; I shall not crash
He painteth green my screen; he leadeth me beside still disks
He restoreth my backup; He guideth me in straight paths for the kernel's sake
Yeah, though I code in the shadow of the Valley of Redmond, I will fear no viruses, for kill is with me; thy pam and thy password they comfort me
Thou preparest the process table before me in the presence of hackers; thou hast annotated my system with man, my screen runneth over
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and my uptime will be most excellent

(with apologies to King David ע"ה)