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Hi again!
 
Hi again!
  
* [http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Its_legal_to_pee_in_this_citys_streets/articleshow/3887049.cms pee] but not [http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/11/12/Man_bashed_to_death_over_public_urination in india-- we need the [http://bogieworks.blogs.com/treppenwitz/2005/06/embarrassing_te.html invisibility cloak]
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Lots of stuff... where do I begin?
* [http://www.paktribune.com/news/index.shtml?40824 pakistani urination]
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Plumbing -- we have a love/hate relationship with it.  On the one hand, it's convenient and useful.  On the other hand, when it "backs up" -- whoa! -- you don't want to be near it.  This week we finally got our sewage system fixed (thank God!).  At first, we called the contractor we had used to redo our internal plumbing.  He said he would send out his plumber... which he did, after five days of nagging.  The (Arab) plumber showed up without any actual tools, and after poking about ineffectually with a rubber tube told us he would have to order a ''biuvit'' -- which is a sewage-sucking truck.  My neighbor (who is also a plumber) said, "ma pitom!" (Hebrew for, "what are you, stupid?"), "you only need a blickibobberheim".  I didn't know what that was, but he recommended some other plumber (a Jew) who lives locally.  So we got him to come over the next day and he fixed the problem, without a sewage-sucking truck (it turns out the blickibobberheim [not its actual name] is simply a set of mating rods with a spiral cutting thing on the end, which are fed into the muck and pushed in until they hit an obstruction.  Low-tech, but effective.
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Speaking of plumbing, I've mentioned before that people seem to feel it is OK to urinate in public here.  It's as though they think they are wearing an [http://bogieworks.blogs.com/treppenwitz/2005/06/embarrassing_te.html invisibility cloak].  Some jokers put up signs in an English city [http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/World/Its_legal_to_pee_in_this_citys_streets/articleshow/3887049.cms claiming it was legal] to relieve oneself publicly there.  In [http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2008/11/12/Man_bashed_to_death_over_public_urination India] it may be fatal. And in [http://www.paktribune.com/news/index.shtml?40824 Pakistan] it's apparently just part of the scenery. 
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This past shabbat we hosted two very nice seminary girls.  My daughters told me "please don't be weird".  Wasn't that nice of them?  Anyway, we had a very pleasant shabbat and I think we'll try to join the program they were part of so we can help host more.
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Hanukkah is here! The festival of lights.  The celebration of religious fanatics' intolerance for assimilationists.
  
 
Until next week,<br>
 
Until next week,<br>

Revision as of 21:15, 25 December 2008

December 26th (See this week's devar torah)
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Hi again!

Lots of stuff... where do I begin?

Plumbing -- we have a love/hate relationship with it. On the one hand, it's convenient and useful. On the other hand, when it "backs up" -- whoa! -- you don't want to be near it. This week we finally got our sewage system fixed (thank God!). At first, we called the contractor we had used to redo our internal plumbing. He said he would send out his plumber... which he did, after five days of nagging. The (Arab) plumber showed up without any actual tools, and after poking about ineffectually with a rubber tube told us he would have to order a biuvit -- which is a sewage-sucking truck. My neighbor (who is also a plumber) said, "ma pitom!" (Hebrew for, "what are you, stupid?"), "you only need a blickibobberheim". I didn't know what that was, but he recommended some other plumber (a Jew) who lives locally. So we got him to come over the next day and he fixed the problem, without a sewage-sucking truck (it turns out the blickibobberheim [not its actual name] is simply a set of mating rods with a spiral cutting thing on the end, which are fed into the muck and pushed in until they hit an obstruction. Low-tech, but effective.

Speaking of plumbing, I've mentioned before that people seem to feel it is OK to urinate in public here. It's as though they think they are wearing an invisibility cloak. Some jokers put up signs in an English city claiming it was legal to relieve oneself publicly there. In India it may be fatal. And in Pakistan it's apparently just part of the scenery.

This past shabbat we hosted two very nice seminary girls. My daughters told me "please don't be weird". Wasn't that nice of them? Anyway, we had a very pleasant shabbat and I think we'll try to join the program they were part of so we can help host more.

Hanukkah is here! The festival of lights. The celebration of religious fanatics' intolerance for assimilationists.

Until next week,
Shabbat shalom!



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